Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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