Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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