i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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