"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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