ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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