Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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