Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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