I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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