just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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