Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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