ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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