so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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