I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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