porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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