I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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