is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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