She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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