I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I love you.
Bad choice
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