Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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