Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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