i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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