I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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