So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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