Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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