For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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