2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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