he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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