i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
And then my night got REAL pukey
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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