You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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