I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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