the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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