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the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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