Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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