Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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