It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
My breasts were aching with rage.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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