I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
