Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
