I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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