Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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