i wish my penis had a tongue
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
