okay pat passed out under dana's car
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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