does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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