you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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