Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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