I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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