She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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