Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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