Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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