I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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