My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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