in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
its liver damage thursday
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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